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About This Game Knock things over. Take a nap. Enslave humanity. Power, fame, and catnip are yours for the licking!Choice of the Cat is a hilarious 600,000-word interactive novel by Jordan Reyne, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.It's the biggest text-based cat simulator ever written; play it many times as different kinds of cat! As a rescue cat, looking for a family to love and obey you forever, you find yourself sharing a home with a family on the brink of divorce. You'll learn to manipulate your owners, their neighbors, and even their other pets to get what you want. (The humans think they're in charge! Aren't they cute?)Show your new family the meaning of unconditional love, rule by fear alone, or play them against one another for your amusement. Become a YouTube sensation when videos of your lovable antics go viral, or meddle from behind the throne as your owner family begins to take over the government.Who's an adorable, tyrannical kitty? YOU ARE. Will you sharpen your claws and mete out feline justice, or melt their hearts with purrs, meows, and cuddles? Play as male or female, or dispense with gender constructs Enjoy over half a million words covering cat lore, how to rule the planet, and what to do with a dead fish Save your owners' marriage with kindness, or rip them apart with your tiny little claws Delve deep into the psyche of man's second best friend, or become their first best friend, if Bene the dog lets you. Take revenge on those who cross you or your allies, or rescue the innocent using clever, quieter tricks Become a hero among cats, or pick on humans, and ruthlessly destroy a troubled marriage Enjoy luxurious carpets, curtains ripe for shredding, and belly rubs from your owners Shred and steal things, mark your territory stinkily, and cause fires Mess with vital political phone calls--or opt for clever calming tactics so your humans reach their goals Help your owner earn a recording contract from the music mogul next door, with the help of his cat a09c17d780 Title: Choice of the CatGenre: Adventure, Indie, RPGDeveloper:Choice of GamesPublisher:Choice of GamesRelease Date: 28 Sep, 2017 Choice Of The Cat Download Direct Link choice of the cat free. choice of the cat sbenny. choice of the cat unlocked apk. choice of the cat achievements. choice of the cat full apk. choice of the cat. choice of the cat igg. choice of the cat mod apk. garfield the cat food of choice. choice of the cat apk. choice of the cat download. choice of the cat choice of games. choice of the cat walkthrough. choice of the cat romance. choice of the cat maddox. download choice of the cat apk. choice of the cat guide. choice of the cat endings. choice of the cat clawed despot A stupendously well-written interactive fiction novel with a vast array of choice. I also got to strike a blow against The Patriarchy (TM) with my decision to not let my cat be identified by mere gender constructs. Take that, White Male Oppression! A very amusing and entertaining game, recommended to virtually anyone with a sense of humour and a penchant for reading. Oh, and to anyone who's thinking of doing an interactive novel themselves: THIS is the bar you should be measuring yourself against. Barely-readable pidgin English might be acceptable in the notes we find in low-budget horror games, but when words is all you have, you'd best up your game. Just sayin'... My only criticisms? The ending is a bit on the abrupt side, despite the overall product being a tad long for its own good. But these are minor complaints, at best. A top-notch interactive novel by almost every conceivable standard. Verdict: 9.5\/10.(PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/curator\/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit\/\u200bhttp:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/curator\/10868048-Truly-Horrible-Horror-Games\/?appid=398210\u200bCheers!). very funny!. A stupendously well-written interactive fiction novel with a vast array of choice. I also got to strike a blow against The Patriarchy (TM) with my decision to not let my cat be identified by mere gender constructs. Take that, White Male Oppression! A very amusing and entertaining game, recommended to virtually anyone with a sense of humour and a penchant for reading. Oh, and to anyone who's thinking of doing an interactive novel themselves: THIS is the bar you should be measuring yourself against. Barely-readable pidgin English might be acceptable in the notes we find in low-budget horror games, but when words is all you have, you'd best up your game. Just sayin'... My only criticisms? The ending is a bit on the abrupt side, despite the overall product being a tad long for its own good. But these are minor complaints, at best. A top-notch interactive novel by almost every conceivable standard. Verdict: 9.5\/10.(PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/curator\/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit\/\u200bhttp:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/curator\/10868048-Truly-Horrible-Horror-Games\/?appid=398210\u200bCheers!)